> Colin: Haha, wtf. (09.01.08 @ 3:12pm CST)
> Nathan: I love coffee, I love tea, I love the java jive and it loves me. (08.26.08 @ 8:50am CST)
> SP: Visiting Methanecandy once again. Nice simple presenation. (07.28.08 @ 7:08am CST)
> Colin: LOL @ SUSU (07.21.08 @ 10:22pm CST)
> susu: i dont even no this site i just typed any thing (07.20.08 @ 12:58am CST)
> susu: how r u doin (07.20.08 @ 12:56am CST)
> susu: hay (07.20.08 @ 12:56am CST)
> Cody: Airman Brooks reports as ordered. Off to tech school on Monday :) . I'll be at Sheppard AFB in Wichita Falls. Only 2.5 hours away from Dallas. 007 over and out. (07.11.08 @ 12:17pm CST)
> Colin Wood: *dances around your face* (07.02.08 @ 5:31pm CST)
> Audra: *dances around the room* (06.28.08 @ 3:29am CST)
> Audra: *dances around the room* (06.27.08 @ 3:54pm CST)
> Colin: Can't wait until you're out Cody! (06.17.08 @ 6:34pm CST)
> Cody: Hey! Greetings from Basic. Still here...out soon...I hope. Not much time to chat. Saw new iPhone :D ! Anyway, can't wait to get out and visit again. So many movies to see and things to talk about. 007 over and out. (06.16.08 @ 1:22pm CST)
> MC: Hey,
> your friendly neighborhood sex offender: this site sucks you guys are losers (06.05.08 @ 1:32am CST)
> WTF:
> :3: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR (06.01.08 @ 5:41am CST)
> Colin: Does it need updating? Check out http://www.altform.com/ for some more awesomeness. (05.15.08 @ 1:00am CST)
> sp: Hey Mr Methan Candy, when is methan candy update? (05.02.08 @ 4:07am CST)
> OH LAWD: IS DAT SUM
> MOTHER: FUCKER (03.26.08 @ 1:23am CST)
> : shit, bitch, fucking ass, and blam blam! (03.24.08 @ 9:14pm CST)
> LOL SPECIAL TEXT:
> methaneChat =: PURE WIN (03.24.08 @ 4:39pm CST)
> methaneChat=: =FAIL! (03.24.08 @ 1:34pm CST)
> thtrnhthr: goddam cut-off on name length (03.24.08 @ 1:33pm CST)
> The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything i: 42 (03.24.08 @ 1:33pm CST)
> The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything i: 42 (03.24.08 @ 1:32pm CST)
> Jesus: Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties. Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties. (03.23.08 @ 5:47pm CST)
> God: That is all. (03.21.08 @ 11:25pm CST)
> God: Ass and Titties, Ass, Ass and Titties (03.21.08 @ 11:24pm CST)
> God: Ass and Titties, Ass, Ass and Titties (03.21.08 @ 11:24pm CST)
> God: Ass and Titties, Ass, Ass and Titties (03.21.08 @ 11:24pm CST)
> a negro: /me eats fried chicken (03.17.08 @ 11:47pm CST)
> BUTTFUCK:
> LOL: WUT (02.27.08 @ 9:51pm CST)
> I'm red!: I'm black! (02.27.08 @ 9:51pm CST)
> 4chan: raidraidraid (02.23.08 @ 12:07am CST)
> deelas: hi b..ties how do u do.... (02.20.08 @ 11:03pm CST)
> deelas: hi (02.20.08 @ 11:02pm CST)
> The Nicker: I'll kill you boy (02.13.08 @ 6:06pm CST)
> Matt T: Hey guys.. don't you think you're taking this chat a bit too seriously (02.13.08 @ 6:06pm CST)
> Scrouge: Oh shitz man this chat is crazy yo (02.13.08 @ 6:05pm CST)
> The Nicker: Shit dawg I is done saw'd that and you is massive (02.13.08 @ 1:54pm CST)
> Jimmy: Oh yeah, just look at my online portfolio (02.13.08 @ 1:54pm CST)
> The Nicker: You're also a lyin bitch (02.13.08 @ 1:54pm CST)
> Jimmy: Man fuck you I'm like 7' 10" with a fucking gun for an arm (02.13.08 @ 1:53pm CST)
> The Nicker: That's what i thought bitch. I eat your mom's balls (02.13.08 @ 1:53pm CST)
> Jimmy: Whoa.. hey man, i meant no disrespect (02.13.08 @ 1:53pm CST)
> The Nicker: STFU bitch I kill you (02.13.08 @ 1:52pm CST)
> Jimmy: WTF man that's wack (02.13.08 @ 1:52pm CST)
> The Nicker: Rapes children (02.13.08 @ 1:51pm CST)
> *Sigh*: No, It's BAGINA! Get it right!! (01.26.08 @ 2:08am CST)
> ROFL: ZZZZZZZZZZ (01.23.08 @ 11:37am CST)
> it's: an analoogy!! :D (01.19.08 @ 2:30am CST)
> clitoris: ???? (01.19.08 @ 2:30am CST)
> nipple: boob (01.19.08 @ 2:29am CST)
> titty: ass (01.14.08 @ 11:55pm CST)
> Niggastolemybike: Ehh I'm Colin and I Make Web Sites (01.12.08 @ 12:35pm CST)
> Ass: Titties (01.12.08 @ 12:35pm CST)
> Ball: Sack (01.02.08 @ 4:58am CST)
> lkjlk: lkjlk (12.02.07 @ 1:29am CST)
> asdas: asdas (12.01.07 @ 3:23am CST)
> Colin Wood: ROFLZ (11.29.07 @ 1:24am CST)
> Colin Wood: Lulz. We're the only people who talk here. (11.17.07 @ 2:29am CST)
> Lauren: GROSS (11.13.07 @ 11:48pm CST)
> Colin Wood:
> Lauren: Wait, yeah, what else would I mean? (10.23.07 @ 9:43pm CST)
> Jerk: By jerk, you totally meant kind and loving individual, right? (10.23.07 @ 3:13pm CST)
> Lauren: Uh, NO it's not. Way to be negative about the whole situation. Jerk. (10.22.07 @ 11:58pm CST)
> Colin Wood: This chat room is
> Niggastolemybike: Japan owns juuzzz (09.16.07 @ 2:12pm CST)
> Colin Wood: I had to stab a bitch. (09.10.07 @ 9:56pm CST)
> Lauren: Oh noes!! Not more death threats!!!! D : Why does everyone hate you Colin?? WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME??? (09.07.07 @ 11:52pm CST)
> ANONYMOUS: I will kill you, Colin. I swear to god. Stay the fuck away. (09.07.07 @ 3:53pm CST)
> Lauren: ugh, who's posting anonymously now? WEIRD! (09.05.07 @ 8:55pm CST)
> ANONYMOUS: Hi!! (09.03.07 @ 4:28pm CST)
> Colin Wood: That was my brother. Lolz. (08.09.07 @ 10:00pm CST)
> Jonathan: Come on, really? (08.09.07 @ 10:25am CST)
> Colin: I hate all of you! I can't wait to go to college and never see any of you again. (08.07.07 @ 6:31pm CST)
> Colin Wood: That would be awesome. (08.06.07 @ 8:18pm CST)
> Lauren: Someone should invent teleporters. That way, I could visit everyone whether they were in college or not! Instantaneously! It'd be awesome. (08.06.07 @ 6:25pm CST)
> Colin: From a PSP! (08.04.07 @ 5:06pm CST)
> Colin Wood: Fun times! (08.01.07 @ 3:35am CST)
> something: lame (08.01.07 @ 3:30am CST)
> Lauren: it was fun! I didn't mean to ignore you on AIM tonight, I was reading Harry Potter!!! I wonder if this will be the last message on this version of the site.... (07.29.07 @ 1:39am CST)
> Colin: How was your super duper birthday bash thing, Lauren? (07.21.07 @ 9:47pm CST)
> Lauren: I care!!!! (07.21.07 @ 2:41pm CST)
> Colin:
> Colin: It doesn't help your case that all 6 of those posts were posted within 3 minutes of each other. Lulz! (07.20.07 @ 1:17am CST)
> cmpLtNOOb: ^_^ (07.20.07 @ 11:01am CST)
> cmpLtNOOb: cause he's so...wait, what did you say this chatroom was called again? (07.20.07 @ 11:00am CST)
> other guy: why? (07.20.07 @ 11:00am CST)
> cmpLtNOOb: That asshole Colin. (07.20.07 @ 10:59am CST)
> other guy: Who? (07.20.07 @ 10:59am CST)
> cmpLtNOOb: Ya know who I really hate? (07.20.07 @ 10:59am CST)
> Sean Wood: I'm a loser. Colin, you are so much better than me. I love you. (07.20.07 @ 9:06am CST)
> Poddle Stick: Rofl hazorzz ahh mistypes (07.19.07 @ 7:34pm CST)
> Niggastolemybike aka (phon3): Uhh...look at me I am Colin and I make chat clients because I think I am a 1337 hazorzzz. rofl lolzzz BBQ... (07.19.07 @ 7:33pm CST)
> Colin Wood: From an iPhone, too! (07.18.07 @ 8:34pm CST)
> psykopath: OH GOD ITS EVRYWHERE (07.17.07 @ 5:26am CST)
> Sanclous: HELLOHBALLZ (07.16.07 @ 12:17am CST)
> oh SEE el: oh shit! (07.15.07 @ 10:33pm CST)
> James Bond: Damn. This chat has been compromised by children! M, switching over to channel *** <- Top Secret. (07.15.07 @ 10:19pm CST)
> Lauren: Whoooaaaaa. I thought I got the wrong page when this first came up, so I typed in the website again. I should look before I assume its all wrong :( (07.15.07 @ 4:33pm CST)
> Katy Wood: you suck (07.15.07 @ 2:15pm CST)
> l: This doesn't look like sleeping (07.15.07 @ 2:12pm CST)
> phon3 lolz: Roflcopter (07.15.07 @ 1:46pm CST)
> Colin Wood: From a laptop, too! (07.15.07 @ 7:00am CST)
> Colin Wood: First post, baby! HELL YEAH! (07.14.07 @ 10:27am CST)